Here are some I’ve gathered…

• It does get better.
• Don’t date anyone stupid.
• Buy Apple and Google.
• Don’t join the Army.
• College GPA does matter.
• He’s not worth it.
• Go to class, dummy.
• Stay in the military.
• B’s, C’s Get Degrees.
• It’s not your fault.
• Life won’t be easy.
• Travel the world now (or after senior year).
• Study become investment banker
• Don’t use a credit card.
• Your 2os are priceless.
• Construction won’t be fun.
• Don’t do nothing stupid.
• Shut. Up. And. Listen.
• Today, eager beats pretty.
• You have to STUDY.
• Choose your friends wisely.
• Listen to your parents.
• You don’t know everything.
• Invest more money now.
• Do not do it. (applies to pretty much everything!)
• Marry money. Learn love.
• Focus on school, stupid!
• You will be beautiful.
• Put in the effort.
• Think before you act.
• You can do anything!
• You are good enough.
• Don’t worry about boys.
• Don’t worry about looks.
• Always listen to Mom.
• Be cautious of everyone.
• Stay away from drugs.
• Stay away from negativity.
• Never talk to strangers.
• Wear the string bikini.
• Keep your legs closed.
• Stop straightening your hair.
• Always wear your seatbelt.
• You are so beautiful.